I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Friday 14 June 2013
At Perfesser Souberkwit's Academy for Young Ladies
You will learn life skills that will later be of inestimable importance.
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Methinks it would be best to not leave much of a comment on this one.
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