from one side of the road to the other. 
This required a permit which required 
a bribe. The bribe took all my salary. 
Yet because I hadn’t finished the job 
I had no salary, and to pay the bribe 
I took a job moving the stone 
the other way. Because the official 
wanted his bribe, he gave me a permit 
for the second job. When I pointed out 
that the work would be best completed 
if I did nothing, he complimented   
my brain and wrote a letter 
to my employer suggesting promotion 
on stationery bearing the wings 
of a raptor spread in flight 
over a mountain smaller than the bird. 
My boss, fearing my intelligence, 
paid me to sleep on the sofa 
and take lunch with the official 
who required a bribe to keep anything 
from being done. When I told my parents, 
they wrote my brother to come home 
from university to be slapped 
on the back of the head. Dutifully, 
he arrived and bowed to receive 
his instruction, at which point 
sense entered his body and he asked 
what I could do by way of a job. 
I pointed out there were stones 
everywhere trying not to move, 
all it took was a little gumption 
to be the man who didn’t move them. 
It was harder to explain the intricacies 
of not obtaining a permit to not 
do this. Just yesterday he got up 
at dawn and shaved, as if the lack 
of hair on his face has anything 
to do with the appearance of food 
on an empty table.