Young Sir Arbuthnot took Nanny's stories very seriously, and, as a consequence, never went out unprepared for the possibility of a zombie ambush.
I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes. I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over. I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong. And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions. I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely. It's what we do.
Friday 26 February 2010
A Note to All Angels
It has come to my notice that the ongoing saturday-nights out on the town are bringing Angeldom into disrepute. Angels are reminded that wings and halos are NOT to be worn when off duty.
Angels arrested by police are reminded that the Almighty has expressed an intention to institute immediate transfers to duty in "the other place"
Archangel Gabriel
Advanced Health Warning...
It occurs to me that the health conscious aliens might go for the low-fat humans first.
None of us are safe.
None of us are safe.
Some Instructional Videos For Women.
Gary Rith has posted some timely advice for the married lady, here.
I thought I'd add further assistance, for those of you unsure of a woman's place in this rapidly changing world.
I thought I'd add further assistance, for those of you unsure of a woman's place in this rapidly changing world.
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