I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes. I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over. I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong. And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions. I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely. It's what we do.
Thursday, 10 June 2010
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
The Cosmic Crayon Company
I keep an assortment of nuts and bolts in these boxes. I'm assuming they're about a hundred years old.
Ha! I just discovered the Cosmic Crayon Company was founded in 1903, and bought out by Crayola in 1958.
Oddities of Tring.
I was in Tring, a small town in Hertfordshire, a few weeks ago. The natives of Tring must be sorely challenged in finding entertainment, because, close to our hotel, we found this. A pound of butter, hurled at a wall, on a saturday in may.
On Sunday, it was mysteriously translocated. Reflung.
Perhaps there's an explanation. And perhaps not.
Tuesday, 8 June 2010
Dales Wandering Part 3
Of course, no day out is complete without a break for food and drink. I first went in this cafe as a baby, long, long ago. The staff have changed, and it's more colourful inside now.
The Olde Naked Man Cafe, Settle (Built 1663)
Monday, 7 June 2010
A Day in the Yorkshire Dales
On Sunday, it being a somewhat rainy day, I was getting stir-crazy from too many hours spent at home, so I offered to take my mother (vintage 1921) out for a drive, and maybe lunch. Near to home, I struck off from the busier highways to forgotten routes...

This is the pack-horse bridge, across the little river Washburn, at Dob Park, just north of Otley.
Pack-horse bridges are typically narrow, and their side walls are low so as not to catch the wide-slung panniers on the horse's back. The route was in use two thousand years ago, but really became important with the trade in wool in the 14th/15th centuries. Neolithic stone-carvings can be found nearby, and it's alleged, locally, that ghostly roman soldiers can sometimes be seen wading across the ford.
The bridge seen here was built in 1767.
Saturday, 5 June 2010
Gromit Saves The Day
I don't do football, not at all. Even when the football is the world cup. Yes, I know you Americans call it "soccer"... (which is a contraction of "Association Football), but I do enjoy the work of Aardman Animation, and I'd vote for Wallace and Gromit as best animated characters ever. Eat your heart out, Disney.
They've just made a new world cup themed commercial for NPower.
They've just made a new world cup themed commercial for NPower.
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