"He Knew the Rust Would Play Hell With his Knee Joints.... But Damn!- It Was Worth It!"

I Give Up, Can't settle on a title for this one

Maybe something like:-The German army's motorised office staff on manoevres.
Or:- Careful, Fritz, you almost smiled for a moment..
Or:- The prototype Field Glockenspiel...

Time For Another Career Change

A Bad Case of Doing it Wrong

Watch out, Homeland Security....

Henry Koerner. Office of War Information poster, no. 63. 1943. 28 x 20.

Neighbours a bit chubby?
Report them, they may be hoarding fats for some unspecified reason. Call the free number and have them picked up them as soon as possible.
Be vigilant. Watch out for unlicensed liposuctionists. They may be plotting the downfall of our society.
Take waste fats to your friendly local Meat Dealer. The Meat Dealer will turn them into explosives in a government authorised process. Your lard is vital for the nation's safety.

Stop Press:-Donate your excess ankle-fat.
"People admire dainty ankles"

Housewives and butchers all over the country were mobilized to collect cooking fats for conversion to explosive ingredients.

One pound of waste fat equalled 1/10 of a pound of glycerine.

1/10 pound of glycerine equalled 1/5 of a pound of nitroglycerine.

1/5 of a pound of nitroglycerine equalled 1/3 pound of gunpowder.

1/5 of a pound of nitroglycerine equalled ½ pound of dynamite.

The Avenging Narwhal.

"With four magical tusks, and three adorable animals to impale."

Seal, check, Penguin, check, Koala..... Koala?