I thought it was a given definition for 'babies' that they're either 'new, or 'nearly new'.
Wonder how they're priced? By weight? By fragrance?
Still, instead of putting the kids in the trash bin, (children, kids, = 'too old to be babies'), you could always take the greener alternative and recycle them.
( No more than 4 at a time though)
"As what?", I hear you ask.
Who knows.
Crow-scarers, maybe?
( No more than 4 at a time though)
"As what?", I hear you ask.
Who knows.
Crow-scarers, maybe?
Truculent moochers?
And "*free table hire*"?
Are babies a good investment right now?
