I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
As you may have noticed, I recently discovered how to add text to pictures.
It's a simple, free tool embedded in the excellent "Picasa", free picture organising editing utility from google. Yes google....
I'll get bored with it eventually.
Also check out Poster Forge......
Here's a quick Bad Ass Blogger award... It took me two minutes, because I was too lazy to change all the templated text.