Grit in the Gears

I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes. I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over. I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong. And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions. I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely. It's what we do.

Sunday, 20 May 2007

Can anybody guess what these are?

Clue: About 9" long. and ribbed.

Fantasy Shoe Day again

I think that giant woman who left the big red pointy shoe has been around again.
We men are feeling a little insecure....