I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
"Upon the cancelation of his TV show, Mr Ed fell on hard times. He was forced to take on demeaning jobs. Here, he is seen working as a 'whack-a-mole'."
"Upon the cancelation of his TV show, Mr Ed fell on hard times. He was forced to take on demeaning jobs. Here, he is seen working as a 'whack-a-mole'."
ReplyDelete"Do not go down there. I swear, there's aligators down there the size of a bus"
ReplyDeletePity the firechief.... He's pushing from below.....
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