Soubriquet Labs is happy to announce that the new lightweight horses are now available.
We recommend the carrying of sandbags and water-ballast during all long distance rides. Customers are warned against riding over water without wearing suitable flotation aids, as any outbursts of equine flatulence can result in a sudden loss of altitude.
I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes. I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over. I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong. And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions. I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely. It's what we do.
WOW ...... i mean this was a prolific outpouring of creativity ..... there is so much here to go back and marvel at, ponder ..... though i think we all might miss you if you headed off to your lighthouse ...... maybe just on the weekends ??
ReplyDeleteok - the horse ...... the kids have been trying to teach me all the latest 'acronyms' - text talk - i still can't get them straight. but here is my pathetic attempt at hipster speak:
LMAOWFOTF ....... get it ? mmm....maybe it wasn't supposed to be that long ..... well, it starts out 'laughing my a.. off ' and ends with 'on the floor' ......
i know someone is going to come along here and make a joke about helium gas and flatulence ...... it just can't be me. i'm not good with punch lines .......
now - back to marveling at your marvels.......