I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Saturday, 20 July 2013
This is One For Dave Who No Longer Mows Grass, But Runs a Lot.
Hey Dave! Here in good old Britannia, we love a good mower.
Our grass grows quickly after the rain, so we need....