I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Saturday, 14 January 2012
Ladies Daintily Settling a Difference.
Probably over who gets first rights to drop her lace hankie in Ebeneezer Soubriquet's path.
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ReplyDeleteYou're claiming first hankie rights to great grand-papa Ebeneezer too, eh?
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