I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Friday, 16 September 2011
Just a Minute!
I was just passing by, and.... I'm sure I saw the dismembered head of a Cyberman.
I don't quite see the connection of iron chickens with the robot. Is this not a theme blog? Ah, well, the severed head seems to fit right in with rural Texas, so I suppose the theme remains intact.
Please don't report me to Google. This is honestly not spam. And I am still on probation. Thank you.
Vicar Ezra:The severed head was not in Texas. You, of all people, should know the importance of concealing your crimes. When dismembering robots and androids, it's always wise to take the parts rapidly to a scrapyard or smelter, and not leave them where passers by can see them, with a likelihood of reporting them to the authorities. I scratched "Ezra did this" on the back before I left it. I'm sure you can prove you were never in the vicinity, and by the time they cease investigating you, I'll be long gone.
I don't quite see the connection of iron chickens with the robot. Is this not a theme blog? Ah, well, the severed head seems to fit right in with rural Texas, so I suppose the theme remains intact.
ReplyDeletePlease don't report me to Google. This is honestly not spam. And I am still on probation. Thank you.
Bless you, my son.
Toto, I don't think we're in Texas anymore ...!
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Vicar Ezra:The severed head was not in Texas. You, of all people, should know the importance of concealing your crimes.
ReplyDeleteWhen dismembering robots and androids, it's always wise to take the parts rapidly to a scrapyard or smelter, and not leave them where passers by can see them, with a likelihood of reporting them to the authorities.
I scratched "Ezra did this" on the back before I left it.
I'm sure you can prove you were never in the vicinity, and by the time they cease investigating you, I'll be long gone.
RDG. Toto?
ReplyDeleteStay away from the cybermen, they're very very nasty.