I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Okay, I embiggened it, and I'm STILL not convinced those are donkeys on the beach at Whitby. I think this is another one of your fabrications that you're trying to get me to believe: donkeys in England....righttt ... I know of only ONE. Those are ponies. Did you get rum raisin from the ice cream van?
RDG:They ARE donkeys. Pshaw. I know you don't believe we have donkeys on our beaches. But we do. And ice-cream vans don't sell rum and raisin. Why? Well I don't know, they just don't. But you can get a double 99 cone with kali.
No? never mind, I know it's a different language.
Max: Good memory. better than some I could think of...
Adullamite: Stop that. She's deluded, ponies indeed, don't you be encouraging her. NO PONIES!
Okay, I embiggened it, and I'm STILL not convinced those are donkeys on the beach at Whitby. I think this is another one of your fabrications that you're trying to get me to believe: donkeys in England....righttt ... I know of only ONE. Those are ponies. Did you get rum raisin from the ice cream van?
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Hey, I remember those donkeys!
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, please spare me from false witnesses ....
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Hey donkeys! I wanna be there!
ReplyDeleteThe ponies are nice too.
RDG:They ARE donkeys. Pshaw. I know you don't believe we have donkeys on our beaches. But we do. And ice-cream vans don't sell rum and raisin. Why? Well I don't know, they just don't.
ReplyDeleteBut you can get a double 99 cone with kali.
No? never mind, I know it's a different language.
Max: Good memory. better than some I could think of...
Adullamite: Stop that. She's deluded, ponies indeed, don't you be encouraging her.
NO PONIES!