I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Friday, 12 August 2011
The Jello Rows of Texas
Plus bonus video on St George and the Dragon, "Dragnet" style:
The Yellow Rose of Texas won't play for me and YouTube keeps crashing my computer - ARGHHHHH! And you ask me why I hate YouTube so much. St. George was funny. I like the knave being picked up for stealing tarts ...
How many times do I have to say that? It's just that you're using a mac, which isn't as invincible as apple would like you to believe.
Nobody else has a problem, do they? As for that knave's relationship with the tarts......
gz: We had a heap of silly 78rpm records. YRT was one, with the banana boat song on the other side. Then there was Silvester the cat and Tweety-pie..... "I am that great big bad old cat, Silvester is my name...."
The Yellow Rose of Texas won't play for me and YouTube keeps crashing my computer - ARGHHHHH! And you ask me why I hate YouTube so much. St. George was funny. I like the knave being picked up for stealing tarts ...
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:D
ReplyDeleteApparently I used to hum along with YRT when I was little!
Good to hear St.George again, I like the animation with it, it was done well
RDG:There's nothing wrong with youtube.
ReplyDeleteHow many times do I have to say that? It's just that you're using a mac, which isn't as invincible as apple would like you to believe.
Nobody else has a problem, do they?
As for that knave's relationship with the tarts......
gz: We had a heap of silly 78rpm records. YRT was one, with the banana boat song on the other side.
Then there was Silvester the cat and Tweety-pie.....
"I am that great big bad old cat, Silvester is my name...."