I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Friday, 12 August 2011
After the new School Meals,
...with the district switching to a 'lighter' diet, Esmeralda's flatulence began to give cause for concern.
P.S. Why is it that so many 'sculptors' are unable to model a human face? I mean, it would be a 'B' art best as high school work.... grouch grouch mumble...
Helium children? Caused by a rare genetic mutation, no doubt. I bought Donald a helium filled baloon at WalMart and the self-checkout machine told me to "please place the item on the scale." At least it said please.
I thought it was a touching tribute to the new breed of helium children... light on their feet they are!
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Helium children? Caused by a rare genetic mutation, no doubt. I bought Donald a helium filled baloon at WalMart and the self-checkout machine told me to "please place the item on the scale." At least it said please.
ReplyDeleteGlad you kids got to have some fun together!
~Dave
RDG: Windy, I'd say!XXXX
ReplyDeleteDave: That story ought to have a picture... Most of the helium balloons I see are trapped way up high because kids forget to keep hold....