I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
It's cooler in the shade.....
ReplyDeleteummm... how many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb?? xxx!
ReplyDeleteAllumadite: But hotter on the thighs.
ReplyDeleteRDG: I've been puzzling for a while.
ReplyDeleteUm: Two; one to hold the bulb, and the other to spin the blonde?
How many Redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not needed! Redheads are fun in the dark!
"Damn", muttered Esme, "That's a screw-fitting!"
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