Or "Things That Go Boom in the Night"
By which time heehawheehaw! the fire engine was roaring in through the gate.
Seriously, potter-friends, learn what to do in a fire. I know. kilns are good at NOT starting fires. But we can all be stupid at times.
Get the right extinguishers. Your local fire department will often do free training sessions. A fire extinguisher comes and goes in about fourteen seconds.