Monday 14 December 2009

Whew! Lookit! Mules in Fancy Pajamas!

5 comments:

  1. you are so bad, I was wondering if your mule had resurfaced....

    ReplyDelete
  2. She's over by the ponderin' tree, ponderin' .

    ReplyDelete
  3. I just KNOW you can't do that with zebras. Did they have Photoshop back in 1884? (That's an 1884 model buggy, I think.)

    ReplyDelete
  4. Oh come on, man, look again, any fool can see its an '83, see? the hubs? and the rear side-rails? remember, the '84 had chrome spinners, and the squared off rails.... Pssssh!

    ReplyDelete
  5. There was a zebra who lived in a zoo, but the zoo fell on hard times, and new homes had to be found for the animals. The zebra was sent to a farm...She was so excited, everything was different, all the animals were new to her....
    She saw a big brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?"

    "I'm a cow."

    "Right, right. What do you do?"

    "I make milk for the farmer."

    "Wow!" The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"

    "I'm a chicken."

    "Oh, right. What do you do?"

    "I make eggs for the farmer."

    "Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"

    "I am a Stallion," said the stallion, in a deep, languid voice.

    "Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

    "Take off your fancy pajamas, sweetheart, and I'll show you."

    ReplyDelete


Spam will be reported and swiftly deleted. I will put a curse upon you if you post spam links.