I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Thursday 17 December 2009
I Was Given a Sexist Mug
Sigh. We poor men have to put up with these sort of sexist jibes all the time.
OMIGOSH! They should probably lay us frequently to keep us on our toes :)
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