I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Sunday 31 August 2008
Boob Job
Sorry, I stole this off another blog, and I can't remember where. Or I'd credit it like a good blog-pirate should. If I remember, I'll link it
well... i certainly understand her dilemma: is a one boob job ever enough? i mean, at least they could have given her two boobs for the price she paid for the first one ... and heaven knows how much the girly car paid for her multiples ......
or ... for $59, you can go to Victoria's Secret and pick out your very own two breasted boob job: any color, any size, lace or not .... with panties to match !!!!
trust me .... for $59, i finally understand how boobs feel after they've been 'talked to' all day by the male species. "We just wanted to go home, let our girlies down, and put on some comfy pajamas - no steel, no girding .... just nice, soft cotton. oh. and a cool, stiff breeze."
well... i certainly understand her dilemma: is a one boob job ever enough? i mean, at least they could have given her two boobs for the price she paid for the first one ... and heaven knows how much the girly car paid for her multiples ......
ReplyDeleteor ... for $59, you can go to Victoria's Secret and pick out your very own two breasted boob job: any color, any size, lace or not .... with panties to match !!!!
trust me .... for $59, i finally understand how boobs feel after they've been 'talked to' all day by the male species. "We just wanted to go home, let our girlies down, and put on some comfy pajamas - no steel, no girding .... just nice, soft cotton. oh. and a cool, stiff breeze."
i think my boyfriend agrees ...