I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Friday, 20 June 2008
A Car For Steve
Steve, of "Bullet Holes in the Mailbox" has been looking for a car. Soubriquet Enterprises has sourced this low milage model, which benefits from low tire replacement costs, both active and passive anti-theft devices, a unique paint finish, and break-resistant windows. It can park pretty much anywhere it wants, and is an excellent commuter model, being resistant to everyday abuses. This car is not a bland sub-compact. This is a car for the assertive driver.