I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
As the intergalactic overlord of all the clowns, I shall express my deep discontent with the coulrophobes of your puny planet, by sending a fleet of wibbly galactic battlecruiser (the ones with the doors which fall off). Expect to be doused in wallpaper-paste someday soon.
Yes indeed !! :D
ReplyDeleteNot the circus bit.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Adullamite on this one!
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Well, I'm in favour of the circus.
DeleteIn favor of the circus ..... hmmmm, I don't know. That might be a deal breaker for me. I hate clowns. Clowns are creepy.
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As the intergalactic overlord of all the clowns, I shall express my deep discontent with the coulrophobes of your puny planet, by sending a fleet of wibbly galactic battlecruiser (the ones with the doors which fall off). Expect to be doused in wallpaper-paste someday soon.
Deleteoh dear god, look what Bobo hath wrought on earth: Rebel Clowning ....
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