I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Geesh!, dammit, I'm back at work, and I'm struggling to keep up.
Besides, every time I try to learn or do something new I get an error message saying "Brain Overflow!: - please delete older data to make room for new thoughts. I got a new phone this week. Trying to figure out how to use it has meant me forgetting how to walk. It's a wonder I can answer comments and still know how to breathe whilst doing so.
circle the asses ...
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or maybe i meant to say:
ReplyDeletecircle the mules ...
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haha, circle the asses!
ReplyDeleteI've seen this sign before. Somewhere.
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Geesh!, dammit, I'm back at work, and I'm struggling to keep up.
ReplyDeleteBesides, every time I try to learn or do something new I get an error message saying "Brain Overflow!: - please delete older data to make room for new thoughts.
I got a new phone this week. Trying to figure out how to use it has meant me forgetting how to walk. It's a wonder I can answer comments and still know how to breathe whilst doing so.
Just don't ask if I can simultaneously chew gum.