I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Monday 4 October 2010
Well, I'll tell ya,
... the horse said, If you fellers all vote for me next month, the first thing I'll do when I'm in office? I'll make good my campaign pledge and get that moustache-tax repealed.
what???!! no sexual innuendo ?? where are the pert bosomed cowgirls; baton twirling twirlettes ????? high heels anyone ????
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