I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Tuesday 7 September 2010
Measuring Tape Safety Wear
Wait a moment....
I'd better go get my blogging gloves, and tighten the safety harness on my blogging chair.
Read carefully now. Wear glasses if you need them.
On packets of nuts you will find the warning "Contains nuts."
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Adullamite... My pack of eggs from Tesco "contains eggs".....
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