I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Thursday, 11 December 2008
Extreme Car Testing no:2... Beach Assault With the Royal Marines.
Mr Clarkson's methods for testing a compact family car are rarely ever mundane... (from BBC's "Top Gear").
ok, so i watched after much agonizing time wasted waiting for a proper download. i DO love Top Gear, though it was Minxy's comment that drew me into this youTube spidery web.
Ha. I know exactly which bits appeal to my dear friend. I'm not sure you'd understand, however, Sir Soubry.
Acute Diabetes? You ought to see me bum.... Man, I need to get new specs cuz I don't know what you gals are seeing. Then,, we can put the "Me" in "Wii".
Soub, thanks for the visits. Give it to 'em to the hilt, I say, to the hilt, ladies!
I so want to do that.
ReplyDeleteWhich bit appeals to you most, Minxy?
ReplyDeleteok, so i watched after much agonizing time wasted waiting for a proper download. i DO love Top Gear, though it was Minxy's comment that drew me into this youTube spidery web.
ReplyDeleteHa. I know exactly which bits appeal to my dear friend. I'm not sure you'd understand, however, Sir Soubry.
argghhhh
ReplyDeletei hate this fecking youTube stuff!
as you already know:
Steve of Bullet hole fame - is in the hospital. Diagnosed with acute diabetes (apparently not noticed during the last 6 months or so).
If you get a chance, please stop by his blog and leave a well wish. And spread the word ...
xx
rdm
Heh, did you guess correctly, Dirty Mule? Driving around on the beach dodging a load of men in uniforms - whoo hoo!
ReplyDeletethat's not ALL I SAW in my crystal ball, you naughty wench ... what happened to your bra whilst you were whizzing about?? and then the shirt ???
ReplyDeleteno wonder the poor guys kept losing their sense of direction!!
dodging. right. now tell me that story again ???
xxx
naughty red mule
You two are very naughty indeed.
ReplyDeleteI fear the marines may never recover.
Acute Diabetes? You ought to see me bum....
ReplyDeleteMan, I need to get new specs cuz I don't know what you gals are seeing.
Then,, we can put the "Me" in "Wii".
Soub, thanks for the visits.
Give it to 'em to the hilt, I say, to the hilt, ladies!
Reminds me, Bulletholes of the dyslexic woman who smacked her doctor and knocked him out.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked what he did to offend her, he said... I don't know, I told her the diagnosis was that she had acute angina...
soubry
ReplyDeletethat last remark is soooooo bad that i cannot even form a reply ....
lame. lame. lame.
I went to the bookstore yesterday, looking for a book on how to find the G-Spot.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't even find the book.
Umm, Royal Marines. The car is crap but the I do fancy fit men with adorable accents. Yes, I know, what accent?
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