I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Saturday 11 October 2008
Van Pic
Sent by a friend. Source of picture says it was taken in Bristol U.K, recently.
I never seem to have a camera with me when I see one of these gems. The best one I've failed to get a picture of lately was a sign at a construction sight:
"$5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the slimey son-of-a-bitch who stole my backhoe."
I never seem to have a camera with me when I see one of these gems. The best one I've failed to get a picture of lately was a sign at a construction sight:
ReplyDelete"$5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the slimey son-of-a-bitch who stole my backhoe."