I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Oil made from Emus, I find, burns very cleanly, has little odour, and gives a bright flame. Oil from made from Emos, however, despite being guaranteed extra-virgin, cold-pressed, is likely to burn with a dim flame, sputtering, whiny sounding, not easy to light. and smells of socks. old socks. unclean socks.
Surely, Oil made from Emos! (compare with Emu Oil for example)
ReplyDeleteOil made from Emus, I find, burns very cleanly, has little odour, and gives a bright flame. Oil from made from Emos, however, despite being guaranteed extra-virgin, cold-pressed, is likely to burn with a dim flame, sputtering, whiny sounding, not easy to light. and smells of socks. old socks. unclean socks.
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