Our special-forces squirrels, a highly trained and dedicated branch of the Brotherhood of the Besmirched Countenance, have encountered a new hazard in their mission to monitor the actions of the Sisterhood of the Pointy Heels.
Some Sisters, failing to properly respect the squirrels' peace-keeping mission, have been tickling their nuts. And it's causing a real problem for our guys.
Nut Tickling 101
ReplyDeletecourse description:
"This course discusses the evolution of nuts to their present day structure: includes all species of Brotherhood mammals. Study notes will be available online.
Lab requirements: 4 hours per week of intensive experimentation, exploration and training of various tickling treatments; ascertaining effectiveness utilizing representatives of each species involved."
10 credit units
sighh....and you boys JUST NOTICED ??? we are further along than we thought .....
Squirrels do not keep their nuts under their armpits. This I know! All members of the Brotherhood should take a close look at where they keep their own nuts - nut placement may reveal a significant part of the problem...
ReplyDeleteGood points here people..
ReplyDeleteSister Prop., I'm delighted to hear of your nut tickling courses, because, quite frankly, some sistahs are lacking in dexterity.
Sister Chi Ching, You need to go on the course. Nuts are delicate, and an ill-timed touch with a cold hand can indeed send them up to the armpits.
Chipmunks keep their nuts in their cheeks....