I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
JM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Mind you, catch me first might apply. And a pair of those might be the fastest wheels on the planet. So What't that guy doing sitting in a womans shoe? Transvestite foot fetishist?
Gewels: I'm just expert at finding things to divert me from real tasks.
A.Nonnymouse: I think Launchers are optional. As are the Browning automatic cannons... Although, I suspect, the toe can be weaponry in itself. Scroll down the page for an example of alternative heel use.
I'm guessing this is powered by the Ford F-me series engine?
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell do you find these photos. I couldn't find anything like them when I was tring to post for RDG last week.
ReplyDeletedoes this model come with rocket launchers??
ReplyDeleteJM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMind you, catch me first might apply.
And a pair of those might be the fastest wheels on the planet.
So
What't that guy doing sitting in a womans shoe? Transvestite foot fetishist?
Gewels: I'm just expert at finding things to divert me from real tasks.
A.Nonnymouse: I think Launchers are optional. As are the Browning automatic cannons...
Although, I suspect, the toe can be weaponry in itself. Scroll down the page for an example of alternative heel use.