I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Goo-goo-goojoob.... Damn... That would have been a better title.... I think the Phil Collins look-alike keeper is just waiting for Wally to stop counting down from one hundred... and as soon as he opens those flippers, Wal's gonna get a fish pie straight in the mush... A great slapstick moment waiting to happen. Wal's great grandparents were in vaudeville, they played tunes on bulb horns and clapped when clowns fell over. Wal's saving for a retirement ice floe on Spitzbergen.....
Goo-goo-goojoob!
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Goo-goo-goojoob.... Damn... That would have been a better title.... I think the Phil Collins look-alike keeper is just waiting for Wally to stop counting down from one hundred... and as soon as he opens those flippers, Wal's gonna get a fish pie straight in the mush... A great slapstick moment waiting to happen. Wal's great grandparents were in vaudeville, they played tunes on bulb horns and clapped when clowns fell over. Wal's saving for a retirement ice floe on Spitzbergen.....
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