A Quiet Street

I live in a quiet street.

 Actually, I live in a fairly crazy street, with shouting, loud music, car chases, sirens, and occasionally, gunfire, in what is considered by many to be the 'badlands' of my city. But for the last year or so, since my mother died, I've been living in her quiet little street, in a leafy, privileged suburb. It's only a mile and a half away in distance from my place, but a huge leap in tranquility. We, (her three sons and one daughter), are trying to sell the house, but so far, no luck. In the meantime, it's a far nicer place to live than mine. 

Except for tonight. At 11 p.m. it sounded as though a war had kicked off. A noisy party in the big old georgian house at the end of the road, and industrial invasion-strength fireworks booming, screaming, rattling windows. Flash-bang!

This went on for an hour, intermittently. The booming music was turned up, groups of yelling people staggered about, there was the sound of breaking glass. I went out when a group lingered a bit too long outside, and told them to..... um. 'Please go away', or a short pithy phrase ending in "off". A few other residents came out, some elderly, to see what was going on. And then.... the police. Six vans in our little street, more, apparently on the other entry to the big house.

 I don't know who called them, but very soon there was a continuous stream of people leaving.

Things went much quieter. A few people argued with police officers, and were offered a free ride in a big white van. One girl took off her shoes and threw them at a police-woman. They gave her some free plastic bracelets and she joined the group in the van.

Eventually, all the vans went. Up the road there was renewed noise and laughing, sound of car doors slamming, engines revving, and two cars emerged, hurtling down the street.  All of a sudden, there were blue lights, and two unmarked cars blocked them off. The laughter then came from the residents as the breathalysers came out. And a police officer searched the cars.  Another police van came to take the drivers away. And, according to the neighbour, there were blue lights flashing on the next street over.

I'm pleased by the thought that some of those noisy revellers will have an uncomfortable night in a police cell, but no doubt the party's hosts will remember their party as 'awesome'.

 

~I'm tempted to go out later, up the road, and anoint the bastard's Audi R8 with paint-stripper, as a mark of my appreciation.

The Morning After the Party -Manfred Mann, 1968.

The morning after the party,
I lay upon my bed
Starin' at the ceiling
And feelin' like I'm dead
 What a lovely way
What a lovely way to start a day

The girl last night that I fancied
Is still drunk on the floor
But in the mornin' light now
Don't look so good no more
What a lovely way
What a lovely way to start a day

Can't find my tie
Can't find my shoes
And there's a hole in the pocket where my money used to be
I've got the mornin' after the party blues
I've got to be clearin' up now
Before my folks return
But my poor head starts achin'
Every time I turn

What a lovely way
What a lovely way to start a day

Can't find my tie
Can't find my shoes
And there's a hole in the pocket where my money used to be
I've got the mornin' after the party blues
Should be clearin' up now
Before my folks return
But my poor head starts achin'
Every time I turn

What a lovely way
What a lovely way to start a day

I Slept Like a Log,

I slept like a log that had been fresh-felled on a rock mountainside, cut through at the foot, falling and crashing through other branches, limbs hacked, draglined through mud, over rocks, to the precipice, hurled, spinning, tumbling to the icy torrents below, rolled, spiked, chained, over rapids, crashing over rock and jams, oh yes, to the lakes, to the chained raft, the towboat, the sawmill, the screaming saws, the scent of resin, the tree's lifeblood, billowing clouds of sawdust, of high flung shavings, as hot steel teeth gnaw, oh gnaw, I'm chained, dragged, hooked toward that line, the spinning toothed debarkers, listen, that saw's howling, a short while ago I was a tree, rippling green in the breeze, filled with calm mountain zen....

And now mutilated, hooked, foot first toward the screaming nemesis.
Planked?
Oh god, please no, not Ikea!


And so, I wake, sweating, the alarm trills and that hook in my ankle ceases its relentless pull. It takes a few moments, for my wakened human brain to realise I'm not a tree.
There is no mountain.



Oh my dreams this week. So much toil, so much turmoil. Dread and foreboding.
In one, though, I got to eat doughnuts. Raspberry ones, hot raspberry.

Oh Juanita? I call your name.

Rolling and tumbling? Down the road I go.

And Now for Something Completely Different!

The first two videos play out continuing aspects of the same story, the third, I just put in because I like it and I think it's fun. Although it continues a theme, cinematographicall from video number 2, the storyline is unrelated.

Olympian

Why are some things olympic sports and others not? How about cabinetmaking... See, he's got a lovely dovetail joint there, but the North Koreans are already inlaying rosewood, and pearl around the lock, Oh no! Gunther's chisel has slipped, it's a nasty gouge, oh my, that will cost him an extra sheet of sandpaper... what? Oh, I see? this year of course, the sandpaper allowance has been reduced, and I think... Yes, the  judges are holding up a finger, he's used up all his chances, poor chap, but! Look! he's converting that chisel slip into a carved decoration on the lid, the north koreans are glancing over, nervous, and oh my, look, the camerounian, always an outsider, this lad's only fifteen, only took up a tenon-saw for the first time a couple of years ago, and he's already starting his first coat of varnish. Well, from here, we'll report further in a little while, but now our cameras are going over to the hundred-meter lawn-mowing finals...."

Poo Wi-Fi!

Okay, it's in Spanish, but you'll get the gist of it.
Stop press: No, it isn't, I found a version in english!

An encouragement to clean up after your dog... or somebody else's, in the park.

Meanwhile, in Gilbert, Arizona, Arizona State University's developed a dog-waste powered methane digester that runs a streetlight in the dog-park.

Sheep?

 

Mail Order Brides, A Warning From 1873

 

(As usual, "click to embiggen") 

Infinity

by Amit Majmudar

Reading
for Jorge Luis Borges

I stand before the books as I might stand
beneath the night sky. They’re in stacks and stacks
of self-contained infinities demand-
ing exploration. I have neither maps
nor ladders to pursue these stars,
these books that burn within themselves. That’s when
he comes and shows me where to start,
a blind librarian with a lantern and
a hand that takes my own. He knows the books
for me, he knows exactly where they are.
When he points, I at last know where to look.
The deep night sky he navigates by heart,
and as he shows them to me, one by one
I find those far stars opening into suns.