I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
There has to be a message in there...somewhere!
ReplyDeleteThis is funny. And it looks like his gun is a bolt-action single shot, so he didn't get them with one burst. :)
ReplyDelete"If only", thought Santa, "If only I'd armed all the Reindeer, then Rudolph would have been stopped".
ReplyDelete"But then", he thought, "I took their guns away after that terrible day when the elves......"
Santa took all the guns away and learned too late that when you do that, only the bad guys will have guns.
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