I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
caveat emptor ...
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"Examine carefully before taking your purchase out of the store. It is the purchaser's responsibility to check suitability"
DeleteWell, with a car, I always warm her up a bit, take her for a spin, and check the lube while she's still hot.
My mail order bride and I will be celebrating our 10-year anniversary this September.
ReplyDeleteHiya Soub!
Congratulations to both!
DeleteI take it she has none of the above subterfuges? No unexplained wooden leg?
"Nothing new under the sun......"
ReplyDeleteExcept the get-out-clause.
DeleteI just love the way blogger trashes anonymous spam.
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