Grit in the Gears

I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes. I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over. I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong. And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions. I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely. It's what we do.

Monday, 5 March 2012

It's Okay , But...

I'm going to wait for the cordless version to come out.

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Adullamite8 March 2012 at 08:09
I'd love to see it work!
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goatman8 March 2012 at 14:51
I wonder what the switches do?
Could a radio be involved?
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Relax Max8 March 2012 at 17:42
I have a cordless screwdriver I inherited from me granddad.
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Anonymous9 March 2012 at 11:33
Great Spammer ...... er .... Hammer!! Quack, Quack!
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Anonymous11 March 2012 at 16:52
I love my hammer but it only works on 120 volts. I take a different one when I travel.

Hiya, Soub!

~Dave
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