I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Did they not advertise 'Smash?'
ReplyDeleteI think if I had that chikkin staring at me through my window each day, I'd be a little spooked. Something about the beady eyes ...
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They rock. No, I mean, they really do rock! As in balance. With beady eyes. I should buy both of them....
ReplyDeleteSmash was tin aliens....
ReplyDeleteYou buy them and they go into YOUR half of the garden. AWAY from my windows...
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