I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
haaahaahaas! love the title
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I'll bet you had the flat raccoon, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteI liked the burping-beer dessert best.
The spittoon had a fine selection of masticated delicacies as well!
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