Grit in the Gears

I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes. I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over. I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong. And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions. I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely. It's what we do.

Thursday, 18 February 2010

Marjorie Was Getting Frustrated.

She'd explained so many times that passenger waiting times would be greatly improved if they got nekkid BEFORE arriving at security. Mind you, Jack's habit of posting the hot chicks straight to his blog slowed things down too.

Fish Bar

Do fish drink?

Motivational Kiln Picture

Okay englishman, get to work... your flared jeans will be of little help in this endeavour.

It will fire every wednesday... What are you waiting for?

Get throwing!

This kiln's built by the same person, but it's a lot older. And slightly smaller. Too small to park a suv in.