I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Thursday, 18 February 2010
Marjorie Was Getting Frustrated.
She'd explained so many times that passenger waiting times would be greatly improved if they got nekkid BEFORE arriving at security. Mind you, Jack's habit of posting the hot chicks straight to his blog slowed things down too.
DAVID!
ReplyDeleteNow, why is it the creator of this device had to put that brass strap right where he did?
ReplyDeleteNotice the shape of Jack's hand.
ReplyDeleteHe is enjoying this quite nicely.
While this has nothing at all to do with the post at hand....
ReplyDeleteI just read this.
Check out the Terrugia Transition video!!!
I think they're on to something there :-)
Terrafugia Transition, that is
ReplyDeleteI Declare!
ReplyDeletehilarious... i love the urgency by which jack has to hold the monitor with his left hand.
ReplyDeleteMEN !!
ReplyDeletegee, even i'm feeling urgent .... oh gosh, what does this say about me??? am I .... ohhhhhhhhh help!
snickering,
xxx