I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Yet another prevarication from the dissimulator, Knight of the Besmirched Countenance: No SISTER of mine would be caught dead kneeling before a MAN whilst wearing EPAULETS !!!
We're on to you POINTY HEELER. Beware. You're on THE LIST.
Yet another prevarication from the dissimulator, Knight of the Besmirched Countenance: No SISTER of mine would be caught dead kneeling before a MAN whilst wearing EPAULETS !!!
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Madame 'x'
ps. cute video. We use it to train our youngest recruits .... the pigtailed brigadiers.
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