I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Oh come on, man, look again, any fool can see its an '83, see? the hubs? and the rear side-rails? remember, the '84 had chrome spinners, and the squared off rails.... Pssssh!
There was a zebra who lived in a zoo, but the zoo fell on hard times, and new homes had to be found for the animals. The zebra was sent to a farm...She was so excited, everything was different, all the animals were new to her.... She saw a big brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?"
"I'm a cow."
"Right, right. What do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Wow!" The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a chicken."
"Oh, right. What do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion, in a deep, languid voice.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your fancy pajamas, sweetheart, and I'll show you."
you are so bad, I was wondering if your mule had resurfaced....
ReplyDeleteShe's over by the ponderin' tree, ponderin' .
ReplyDeleteI just KNOW you can't do that with zebras. Did they have Photoshop back in 1884? (That's an 1884 model buggy, I think.)
ReplyDeleteOh come on, man, look again, any fool can see its an '83, see? the hubs? and the rear side-rails? remember, the '84 had chrome spinners, and the squared off rails.... Pssssh!
ReplyDeleteThere was a zebra who lived in a zoo, but the zoo fell on hard times, and new homes had to be found for the animals. The zebra was sent to a farm...She was so excited, everything was different, all the animals were new to her....
ReplyDeleteShe saw a big brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?"
"I'm a cow."
"Right, right. What do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Wow!" The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a chicken."
"Oh, right. What do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion, in a deep, languid voice.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your fancy pajamas, sweetheart, and I'll show you."