I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
God knows Max, I'm an inveterate image thief, (as opposed to an invertebrate one), and I store them up until I can't remember where I stole them! "Danger, Will Robinson!"
Ummmm....where have I seen that picture before??
ReplyDeleteGod knows Max, I'm an inveterate image thief, (as opposed to an invertebrate one), and I store them up until I can't remember where I stole them!
ReplyDelete"Danger, Will Robinson!"