I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
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Sorry it's not a great pic... best I could do at the time.
What ???? Does this download music at the same time ??? and what song would i play to accompany a piece of toast ?????
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It's not a music machine, it's a Toast-Inflator!!!!
Obvious, innit?
you DONKEY ..... the inflatable toaster is two posts up, above the "zebras" .....
ReplyDeleteDUH!!!!!! geesh .... and this is your own blog ....
must be those hallucinogenic pheromones you've been sniffing .....