Grit in the Gears

I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes. I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over. I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong. And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions. I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely. It's what we do.

Thursday, 1 November 2007

Delicate Negociations

The Knight of the Besmirched Countenance has invited a delegation from the Sisterhood of the Pointy Heels to discuss the nature of the Bilateral Treaty of Mutual Advantage...
Kick off your shoes, ladies, make yourselves comfortable....

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Lee2 November 2007 at 05:57
Oooo...
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Anonymous3 November 2007 at 14:05
I think we'll the leave heels on for the moment... they add a certain je ne c'est quoi to the proceedings....

as stated in our mission: we will utilize ALL ASSETS to our best advantage in order to secure our world dominance .....

well done ladies, well done.... there will be the order of the ruby slipper crosses ready for you upon your return. (Don't forget to use the slowly disappearing ink pens when you sign that treaty, dears)

Salutes,
CnC Mildred X
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