I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
I'm really beginning to have feelings for this bear.......first his balloon bursts......then he gets overpowered by a runaway treadmill.........and here - a testy alien star thingy slaps the poor dear into submission........
Darling Backkom, do not take this sort of abuse any longer!! Please! Stand up and be a man-bear! or at least find a safe house.....
sorry Souby, if I had more time I'd be more help- try 'Sven and oly"-norwegian series of jokes where Oly ismuch like your bear- many of them start with the line 'Someting has happpened to Oly ' and from there the joke begins... Cheers!
I'm really beginning to have feelings for this bear.......first his balloon bursts......then he gets overpowered by a runaway treadmill.........and here - a testy alien star thingy slaps the poor dear into submission........
ReplyDeleteDarling Backkom, do not take this sort of abuse any longer!! Please! Stand up and be a man-bear! or at least find a safe house.....
yours truly.......
yes the Bear is very likkable and makes me think of Oly...you know "Something has happened to Oly" Oly
ReplyDeleteBakkom Bear is the epitome of unlucky bearness.
ReplyDeleteBut he does fight back, with growls and claws, he's no passive victim.
Steve.... Oly? who?
I must go googling, or goo goggling...Oly....?
sorry Souby, if I had more time I'd be more help- try 'Sven and oly"-norwegian series of jokes where Oly ismuch like your bear- many of them start with the line 'Someting has happpened to Oly ' and from there the joke begins... Cheers!
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