Grit in the Gears

I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes. I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over. I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong. And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions. I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely. It's what we do.

Thursday, 19 July 2012

The Latest News from Professor Souberkwit

Doktor Zorkius

Doktor Zorkius found a new way of restoring smooth curves in crumpled metal.

Miss Lube Rack

The boys couldn't keep their overalls clear of random spurts, after 'Miss Lube Rack' joined the team.