tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post1761775716072459583..comments2023-12-07T02:42:50.522-06:00Comments on Grit in the Gears: This dialogue started over at "Dave Mows Grass"soubriquethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-36720565149540587192008-06-20T15:47:00.000-05:002008-06-20T15:47:00.000-05:00Steve, I shall brace myself, and attempt to stand ...Steve, I shall brace myself, and attempt to stand umm, firm through the coming onslaught.<BR/>I shall not surrender, nor will I let the brotherhood down.<BR/>Let them bring on their best bras, sheerest stockings, pointiest heels, let them use fragrances, and soft touches....<BR/>Oh help! I'm feeling faint!soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-22612052765363903892008-06-16T15:54:00.000-05:002008-06-16T15:54:00.000-05:00All this over a sheave spalled permanantly to the ...All this over a sheave spalled permanantly to the spindle!<BR/>Hey, souby!<BR/>Sounds like maybe you got it comin from the sistas!bulletholeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13681107556161747976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-38785567590819089312008-06-14T16:02:00.000-05:002008-06-14T16:02:00.000-05:00*****TOP SECRET MEMO********from:Dr. Donna Key Red...*****<B>TOP SECRET MEMO</B>********<BR/>from:<BR/><BR/>Dr. Donna Key Red-Buttonpusher<BR/>1234 Golden Carrot Lane<BR/>Washingdon Key, USA 10001<BR/>DHRT <I>"Donkey Halibut-urton Research Troop"</I><BR/><BR/>to:<BR/><BR/>Black Hawk Troops - Special Forces: <B>Commander Sistah Pointed Sugar Lumps:</B><BR/><BR/><B>GET THAT ASS OF A TRAITOR - NOW!!!</B><BR/><BR/>Through a number of intermediaries on our payroll (including but not limited to Sara Charmed in Patagonia); Lady Zebraski; some small squeaky mouse; A Buxom Lady who always sings last in a Hispanic circus; and finally from Mathilde Mulehausen; Betty LaBottom; and Red Mulely - we have learned that the leader of the ASS break-out at Haibut -urton's <I>Dark Lady Research Facilities</I> has penned a rather long, maudlin, and surprisingly convincing account of his time at <I>Halibut-urton's Secret Sex Change Labs</I> and his journeys back to Patagonia and Soublabs' Inc.<BR/><BR/><B>GET THAT #%@** story OFF THE INTERNET NOW !!</B> A free-world news publication, <I>Grit in the Gears</I> has picked up this Patagonian Ass of a Donkey's pathetic tail of lies, and printed it <B>FOR ALL THE WORLD TO READ!!</B><BR/><BR/>I don't care <I>HOW YOU DO IT.</I> Bring in our special task team: The pointy-heeled Troop 74-B - our best trained only. Call up the Lacey Bra Battalion and their chesty sisters in Powder Pink Velvet Cones.<BR/><BR/><B>DO WHAT IT TAKES</B><BR/>Seduce those asses. Don't let them know what hit them. Slip aphrodisiacs into their water supply. Make those donkeys talk! Word tells us that this <I>Asine Pensman</I> is currently trekking his way through Peru (after a tourist stop a Machu Picchu for photo ops). He must be stopped at all costs and taken back to our secret sex change lab. We'll have him singing soprano in no time!<BR/><BR/>As for Sir Soubriquet - <B>SEDUCE, BEGUILE, LURE, BAIT, TEMPT</B> him into a <I>Sistahood Sandwich ...</I> ladies, you know who you are ...<BR/><BR/>make sure your bras are as sheer as possible, your spiky heels, as tall and sleek as your legs, and your glossy manes of hair soft and sweet smelling, your buttocks firm for the pinching!!<BR/><BR/>For we know <I>Sir Soubriquet</I> is a man of rare senses and quite a slippery character. <B>LADIES,</B> do not be led astray by his promises of pleasure!! <BR/><BR/>I want him brought back <I>ALIVE</I>, and comatose from his activities, ladies. This calls for a <I><B>Super Sandwich Intervention.</B></I> Fulfill all his fantasies. Don't let him think. Divert his attentions as you load him onto our smooth, cool sheeted jet bedroom - <B>KEEP HIM BUSY!</B><BR/><BR/>I want him brought back to <B>ME.</B> Yes, ohhhhhhh yesssss....... I have something quite special in mind for Sir Soubriquet in my red padded chambers ......!!<BR/><BR/><I>GO LADIES GO!!!</I><BR/><BR/><B>LONG LIVE THE SISTAHOOD OF THE POINTY HEELS</B><BR/><BR/><I>(parts of this memo are rated R for Sexual Content and Foal Language - not for young eyes and are copyrighted. may not be used without permission of author and a fair amount of sugar lumps in her tea.<BR/><BR/>Assam of course.)</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-61213562238314667972008-06-14T15:46:00.000-05:002008-06-14T15:46:00.000-05:00Yep, Dave, I has my suspictionaries as to which po...Yep, Dave, I has my suspictionaries as to which pointy-heeled one is behind all this.<BR/>I thought you were probably too busy paddling and scaring fish to get around to blogging, it being summertime.soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-8725981029199852242008-06-14T14:32:00.000-05:002008-06-14T14:32:00.000-05:00Thanks, Soub! I'm glad this post has been having t...Thanks, Soub! I'm glad this post has been having the legs to get me through the crippling creative drought I'm dealing with. You'd think all the tumult and chaos in my life right now would yield at least one good blog idea, but there's nothing. Sometimes it's like that. And you're right, I smell sisterhood all over that Don Keyote!Dave Renfrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04298793531156100705noreply@blogger.com