tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post1568795202619361143..comments2023-12-07T02:42:50.522-06:00Comments on Grit in the Gears: Ship's Navigator Seeks Career Changesoubriquethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-89424918540367134642007-07-29T04:20:00.000-05:002007-07-29T04:20:00.000-05:00Ah, Steve, the woman who enslaved Homer had blue h...Ah, Steve, the woman who enslaved Homer had blue hair and lured him with doughnuts...<BR/>Besides, the town looks okay, good surf beaches....soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-5730980421393565912007-07-28T21:00:00.000-05:002007-07-28T21:00:00.000-05:00I bet the Bi-stander was a lesbian, trying to lure...I bet the Bi-stander was a lesbian, trying to lure a crew in and make them their slaves, like those Amazon women did to ol' Homer a long time ago.<BR/><BR/>Didn't that happen to the "Bounty"?<BR/>Ran across beautiful native girls and breadfruit and never left...<BR/><BR/>Why did they not heed the warning?<BR/>Bad move.bulletholeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13681107556161747976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-91927547377953436122007-07-28T12:22:00.000-05:002007-07-28T12:22:00.000-05:00ahh now matey ..... if you had mentioned the storm...ahh now matey ..... if you had mentioned the storm, i would have amended the buxom bosomed beauties attire: bikinis UNDERNEATH their black neoprene bodysuits......<BR/><BR/>otherwise, i still stand by my account as witnessed by a true and reliable source ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-37422785222380543612007-07-28T10:36:00.000-05:002007-07-28T10:36:00.000-05:00Blustery breezes batter at our bedraggled behemoth...Blustery breezes batter at our bedraggled behemoth. Below we sight the bouncy bosoms of buxom barmaids. Boldly they brandish their burnished bristols.<BR/>On the bridge the binnacle's buzzing.<BR/>"Both astern, Bosun!", cries our Captain, "Besmirch my Badgers! Those bouncy bobblers are bona fide bandits! Belay the bullion, gather up the gangplank, cold-shower the crew, clear the........Aaaah! cries he, his voice tailing off, gazing ashore, focussing on- ... Stop engines, bosun,.. drop anchor, ready my boat,.. I may be gone some time...."soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7555664269648250473.post-67655959456300466102007-07-27T23:05:00.000-05:002007-07-27T23:05:00.000-05:00umm....i believe the ship's navigator just needs s...umm....i believe the ship's navigator just needs some <I>shore leave time</I> ....<BR/><BR/>You see i have it from a reliable authority, that along the beach edges (in front of the building - a girls school perhaps ??) stand a bevy of buxom bosomed bikini'd blonde babes bobbing their umm balloons and smiling beguilingly as they bewitch the bashful sailors beholding such beauteous bodies (and backsides.) <BR/><BR/>Said authority stated that it was an <B>all hands on deck </B> call .... even the ship's captain was bug-eyed and besotted at the rail. In response, the brazen beauties tossed lacy brassieres as souvenirs to the beleaguered crew who, by now, were suffering collectively beneath their trousers a severe case of blue ummm .... (blushing, me) .... balls.<BR/><BR/>A local bystander explains that this is biannual event bringing tourists and bountiful benefits to their bucolic hamlet.<BR/><BR/>this is just what i heard ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com