I am the grit in the gears, the missing bolt, I am the poker of sticks into spokes.
I like to know how things work, but sometimes when I take them apart and rebuild them, I have a few pieces left over.
I am a man, so I tend to leave reading the instructions until after it goes wrong.
And like all men I have a comprehensive mental map of the world and never need to ask directions.
I never get lost, only sometimes I'm late, or end up in the wrong place entirely.
It's what we do.
Saturday 13 August 2011
Say No to Sag
I most certainly did pull ma' pants up, sir, I did.
holy cats, who needs to look at all that man ass? I will admit, though, that I don't really object much when a fine female ass is, well, you know, kinda, um, ....hanging out a bit, right?
Gary: Some of that female ass... Well they're not always so fine, um, some are how can i say it... "beyond ample?" Urghhhh.
RDG: I'm sure you've adapted that ditty from somewhere else. I hope the readers don't google it and find out what songs you sing. Just sayin', is all....
holy cats, who needs to look at all that man ass? I will admit, though, that I don't really object much when a fine female ass is, well, you know, kinda, um, ....hanging out a bit, right?
ReplyDeleteGary: Some of that female ass... Well they're not always so fine, um, some are how can i say it... "beyond ample?" Urghhhh.
ReplyDeleteRDG: I'm sure you've adapted that ditty from somewhere else. I hope the readers don't google it and find out what songs you sing.
Just sayin', is all....
i hate it when the retards with their pants sagging !!!
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